Saturday, September 17, 2011

On the French and Indian War, and other things

Another round in our Pro Se section. Our subject today claimed to have fought in the War of 1812 and the French and Indian War on the side of the Native Americans. These claims were made once the defendant was in custody on . . . you guessed it - DWI. His second one in ten years which makes it a felony. After failing the sobriety tests and the breathalyzer, Mr. defendant told the police about how he scalped many settlers during those wars.

Now that's some good evidence for a DWI case, which probably helped convince the defendant to plead guilty. It's even better when we saw Mr. defendant walk into court for sentencing on his felony DWI wearing a different type of shoe on each foot with each one its own color. A gift from deceased settlers perhaps?

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